Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Cultural Insensitivity

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I can't believe that everyone forgot Sinterklaas and there were no sweeties in my shoes this morning. I even left out my nicest stilettos....

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Bond Girls

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The latest Bond movie has been lauded for it's uncharacteristically masculine and real lead but it's other charms are of course the real draw card. The knee-quakingly stunning Caterina Murino and the strikingly chameleonic Eva Green are a wonderful demonstration of the allure of the brunette. We dark haired lasses seem to be slowly claiming ground on the everpresent blondes in Bond movies, the rest of the world will surely be a walk in the park.

And on that note, i think it's time to go a couple of shades darker.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Temptation

The Dendrobium Margaret Thatcher:

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Must really add Singapore to that new itinerary..

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Still in the sticks is Hicks

From the latest
  • Bulletin
  • :

    On Wednesday, the US Defense Department announced that three more former "enemy combatants" - an Algerian, an Egyptian and an Uzbeki - had been released and sent to Albania. The three men, now classified "No Longer Enemy Combatants", were sent to Albania because the US could not guarantee their safety if they were returned to their countries of origin.

    This seems rather akin to getting Rodney King-ed by the filth and then them gently protect your forehead as they place you into their Black Mariah.

    After years in illegal detention enjoying hospitable sleep deprivation and other non-torture interrogation methods now we object to them possibly being deprived of their rights if we returned them? Marvellous.

    They are now "No Longer Enemy Combatants"; this was just a phase.
    "Insurgent Until Graduation" if you will......

    Saturday, November 11, 2006

    Impending Doom

    Grey hair number three.

    Call in the marines/Dr Freud/Vidal Sassoon etc.

    Please advise.

    Wednesday, November 08, 2006

    The hidden humour of economics

    cvm: I'm drunk on power/economic liberalism .

    I can't believe i just wrote this:
    "Aid is approached as something which has a genuinely benevolent thrust "

    Coming soon to a videostore near you: Jeff Stryker vs. The World Bank.


    rheiner: JE LOVE IT.

    'thrust'

    "My that's an impressive austerity package"

    Monday, November 06, 2006

    Defining leisure

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    The 80s gave so many wonderful things but the best of these was windsurfing. When will this brave new century find it's leisure activity of choice?


    Please do not say:
    1. Croquet : Not ironic thank you very much. It never was. Not even in Heathers.

    2. Lawn bowls : those poor old dears who their whole lives have wanted some qt on the greens are now faced with hilariously intoxicated young adults. Puhlease.

    3. Tenpin bowling : i want this to be the answer but it never is.