Helen Mirren - the real reason young people have low self-esteem

I am never going to be as cool as Helen Mirren. Or look that good in a bikini when I grow up. But at least she makes me laugh:

Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.