Somehow they have done it. They have infiltrated the Attorney General Phillip "hardass" Ruddock's office. In prepation for the APEC summit security exercises will be conducted around Sydney in an anti-terrorism exercise called:
"Blue Luminary".
What the ferret?
Is that how we're going to show the terrorists who *really* is the boss? Googling Blue Luminary brings up pictures of candles and pottery... the only possible explanation is the infiltration of a sinister gay secret society*. Or someone's nana hacked in to the media release. Either way, doilies at the ready Sydney!
* In my imagination they have all the creepiness of the Exclusive Brethren with the fashion sense of Chloe Sevigny and the superior stealth of the ninja.
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