The 80s gave so many wonderful things but the best of these was windsurfing. When will this brave new century find it's leisure activity of choice?
Please do not say:
1. Croquet : Not ironic thank you very much. It never was. Not even in Heathers.
2. Lawn bowls : those poor old dears who their whole lives have wanted some qt on the greens are now faced with hilariously intoxicated young adults. Puhlease.
3. Tenpin bowling : i want this to be the answer but it never is.
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I plump for half-court tennis. Or life-sized chess. Or mini-golf.
Actually, just anything from the leisure park of my childhood. That'd be sweet.
Ah, the wonders of big chess. I think you may have nailed it :)
1. Dwarf throwing.
2. Extreme taxidermy.
Let the Renaissance commence.
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