Friday, February 17, 2006

Career Options

kym:
one never knows which of one's skills might result in the survival of the species. my legendary ability to deepfry anything might one day be our only way to fight back against alien invaders...

cam:
you could just deep fry the invaders.

am so going to start putting things like that on resumes. "Sure, anyone can use FileMaker, but how many other candidates can apply eyeliner in a moving vehicle while holding the back of a cd as a mirror?"

Instant employment.


kym:
i think my ability to drink a lot of both booze and coffee and survive on relatively little sleep whilst creating many different looks all from one small bag would get me a job as....

as a spy.

cam:
just think of all the items you could included under the budget line
"Disguises — Hats".

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