After much pondering i have stumbled upon a solution to what appear to be the governments major woes: excise the ACT. It can then be our new dumping ground for refugees and gay couples who *gasp* want something resembling the rights that even Lleyton Hewitt posesses. As a capital city it's been remarkably unsuccessful if even our PM (widely aknowledged as one of the least interesting social specimens on the continent) won't live there.
The ACT: It's the people that John Howard rejects that make him the best.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
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It's funny, the idea of secession was discussed often when I lived in Canberra...
it was generally part of a grand plan to clear the more interesting places in Australia of people such as Hewitt and Howard though trapping them in the hell that is a land locked, stifing/freezing town in the middle of nowhere
And it does have the science museum, quite a serious drawcard if childhood memories are anything to go by..
My internalised fear of science always kept me away from the science museum.... maybe I would have liked the place if I had just visited Questacon!
Miranda Devine in todays SMH: 'Bikes need to stay in flat, boring places like Canberra where nothing much happens and a laid-back public service work culture rules' I vote that evil car-centric conservative columnists should be deported to the newly established nation of Canberra...
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