Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Comodogenic at 1:26 pm

ev: Sick on a Friday? What are the odds?

cvm: I think you need a slightly straighter face to say that one. I'd try Bert Newtons.

ev: Is the man even capable of facial movement anymore? Sorry Bert, the hitin the face with a frying pan look went out years ago

cvm: It's the Australian Botox. No creams over 'ere mate, just a whack in theface with mum's best pan.

ev: Love it. Oztox.

cvm: We could totally market Oztox, it could be made of the Liberal party; all blank stares and no flexibility.

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