The rudest game in the world

I recently shared with dear friends bads33d and scarlet the best game in the world. It requires no special equipment other than a reasonable vocabulary and a dirty mind. It's called 'I'd like to verb your noun'. The challenge being to generate a sentence that follows the format of "I'd like to your " that does not sound like a filthy double entendre. Try it, it's harder than you think.

And finally this place has the official shirt: